Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa's Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.

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Sunday, January 28, 2018

MilesTonesGrowing Old is a Better Option

by Rev. Austin Miles

The problem with growing old is that just when you get your mind straightened out, your body falls apart.  Growing old can be hectic but it’s still the best alternative.
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Thursday, January 18, 2018

MilesTonesBorn Salesman with Best Fish Story Ever

A young guy from Idaho moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.


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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

MilesTonesKeeping Us Totally Confused

I’m confused.

Are you confused? Are they confused? Are our media confused? Are our politicians confused?
IF WE COULD JUST FIGURE OUT WHO’S CAUSING THE PROBLEM.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2017

MilesTonesTo Pee or Not to Pee—THAT is the Question

The Shakespearean style headline fits this classic story of Dem-wit dumbness. A faithful reader, Wellnessdoc William Doell, who sends many overlooked articles to this column, dispatched one early this morning covering the newest political issue titled—we kid you not—Pee Privilege.  Get your picket signs ready. Here is the headline:

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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

MilesTonesObama-Meryl Streep Speeches Leave Listeners Speechless

CHICAGO 1/11/16—Last night Obama gave an eternal farewell (?) speech letting us all know how much he accomplished during his reign and indicated how we will miss him. This prompted Boston Herald Journalist Howie Carr to write: “How can we miss him when he won’t go away?” Mr. Carr went on to marvel that Obama didn’t throw out his shoulder from patting himself on the back. My kind of writer.

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