Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa's Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

MilesTones • Beer At The White House

Obama called a white cop, “stupid” because he arrested a black professor for allegedly disorderly conduct. The flap generated from this event was so great that it tilted the Richter Scale. To appease the outraged world and the cop, the Chief Executive invited both the cop and the professor to the White House to have a beer with him this week, hoping to smash the uproar while his guests get smashed.

This could start an interesting trend….to treat everyone Obama offends to a beer at the White House. The possibilities of this are endless and could grow to the point that they would have to turn the mansion of the Vice President into a brewery to keep up with the demand. Perhaps they could name the product, Obamabrew—OBB—a special combination of ingredients to achieve the best result.

Indeed, this could spark an enterprising entrepeneur out in the midwest to open a national brewery to market Obamabrew for the benefit of the unoffended who might like this change in taste, as well as the offended who get hooked on the brew at the White House. .

Since this idea came from the White House, we should take a cue from England and have on the label, OBB-by Royal Appointment. This might give us some class. The sales would be phenominal and could be the key to wiping out our national debt and getting our economy back on track..The slogan would be, “Obamabrew Rules The World.”  It’s a win-win situation. However I could not personally accept an invitation to have a beer with Obama at the White House since I am on a strict ecclesiastical diet.





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