Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa's Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

MilesTones • LEAKED!  Advance Headlines Ignite Alarm!

These advance newspaper headlines and stories that were to be hidden from Americans until the precise moment of release, have just been leaked out to select news providers.  Richard Lee, a friend from Spokane, Washington, alerted MilesTones as soon as he was made aware of these stories being set in type. We are still trying to track down the primary source of the leaks:

HEADLINES FOR THE YEAR: 2059

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . 

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. 

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. 

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. 

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! 

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060. 

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. 

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .   
 
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. 

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
 
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony—They Had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 3 illegitimate children. 

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.. 

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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Our appreciation to Richard Lee, a prominent attorney and pastor iin Spokane, Washington for giving us a heads-up on this.  He is also the nephew of the late Academy Award Winning Cinematographer, James Wong Howe who was also a favorite of this blogger.


 


 

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