Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa's Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.

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Monday, February 14, 2011

MilesTones • Valentine’s Day Special—Worst Case of Tongue-tied Communication Ever Recorded!

The Grammy Awards last night blasted the airwaves with a cacophony of sounds created to soothe jangled emotions of savage beasts and test the endurance of civilization at large. The expectation that Lady Gaga would sing a duet with Justin Bieber proved to be just a rumor. Pity. In an attempt to orate an in-depth analysis of the event, one challenged TV news reporter became hopelessly entangled in the worst case of tongue-tied communication ever recorded. Our thanks to up and coming musician, Michael Teeter, for catching this and sending it to MilesTones. Click on the link below to see and hear it:
According to Rev. Ed Berkey (retired) if you are unsure about politics,  consult The Bible. He sent this dispatch: “I have often wondered why the conservatives are called, ” The Right,” and the Liberals are called, “The Left”  That can be settled by Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV): “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Guess that settles it.
Since the economy is in such bad shape, it seemed prudent to take pen in hand and create a home-made Valentine for my wife to cut down on expenses. Here it is::

Because Because

Roses are red,
And I’m NOT blue,
Because [as] I go through life,
I have YOU.
My life, I declare, is perfectly fine,
Because you are forever my Valentine.
So to you, my true love, I just want to say,

***This beautiful greeting was created, and designed by…..ah you know who did it!

OK….OK! So I flunked out in Poetry School…..but at least it was heart-felt.
A Happy Valentine’s Day To All!





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