Tuesday, June 7, 2011
MilesTones • Shorts: This Weiner Should Be Grilled
Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY), who is married with a family, got caught posting a lewd photo of himself on the internet. He was wearing only jockey shorts that appear to be fully filled.
He then emailed the photo to a few women. This Weiner should be grilled by the house and then get his buns kicked for disgracing public office holders, if that is possible. Those in the house without that syndrom should throw the first kick.
The Weiner problem has shadowed Washington, D.C. for years. Recently, politicians like John Edwards, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and earlier, Newt Gingrich, and a couple of presidents also had the Wiener problem that could not be beaten.
This disease, first discovered in Washington, D.C. has risen dramatically. The problem has been medically defined as; Weiner Syndrome Disaster, or, WSD.
We must join forces to fight WSD in order to save this nation. It has become a roving plague that is especially active in politicians whose strong mating instincts can no longer be tamed. Worse still, the disease has now spread overseas and is out of control.
The head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who was considered a front runner to become President of France, suffered the Weiner Problem and tried to rape a maid at a New York hotel. He is now under house arrest…without a maid.
Happily, Ireland does not have this problem of married politicians seducing other women. The leading contender for Presdent of Ireland, David Norris, is gay.
We must join forces to fight WSD in order to save our nation and the world. Perhaps a couple of shots would help. That would automatically be a go in Ireland.
Time to go for another walk.