Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa's Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

MilesTones • Leak On The Beach Causes Panic

Nudists sunning themselves on Gunnison Beach at Sandy Hook, New Jersey, had to be evacuated today following a chlorine leak from a nearby raw sewage plant. MilesTones instantly recognized the irony of the sewage plant also being raw.

Here are the bare facts to be covered concerning the problems associated with that leak on the beach…a sort of thing that should always be avoided…especially by nudists who have more than enough concerns about mosquitoes to deal with as it is.
Gunnison Beach is the largest Nudist Beach on the East Coast. When the raw sewage tried to overtake them, the nudists were moved to Northbeach where they had to endure sunbathers with…gasp…clothing, which the nudists knew was a signal that they should so adorn themselves likewise….which gives new meaning to a media coverup. 
The Asbury Park Press reported that no one was hurt by the leak on the beach, which is still under investigation. Hopefully they will continue to cover nudist activities..




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