Saturday, September 5, 2009
MilesTones • I-Scream At Ben and Jerry’s Distasteful Promotion
This is hard to digest. Even though Ben and Jerry, the ice cream cone heads, offer rainbow ice cream, they’ve taken their bonding to a new level in order to celebrate the new ruling that makes “gay-marriage” legal in their state of Vermont.
ADULTS ONLY FROM THIS POINT ON!
Overly delighted to the point of a giggling fit, the two have changed the name of their, “Chubby Hubby,” product to…..Hubby Hubby ice cream. We kid you not.
One can only think with horror what that concoction would be. Maybe a new popsicle with a stick in the bottom. One disgusted former customer wrote a letter to the editor of a paper saying that he won’t even think what ingredients go into the cream part of the ice cream.
No doubt they will get protests from the lesbians for not matching Hubby Hubby with a “Wifey Wifey” product. Rights for all, after all. MilesTones had to go in the closet for prayer over this.There is a lot of room in the closet these days.
A freeze should be placed on this product that leaves such a bad taste in our mouths. As for me and my house…we will serve the Lourds Ice Cream from Brentwood.