Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa's Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.

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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Society • The Ultimate Resume’ For All Time

Today, knocking on doors has its limitations. With the technology available and expected to be used, the world requires a resume’ for any position, even sacred ones like for pastors, chaplains and educators. So what if Jesus needed to present a resume’? What would that resume’ contain?

As this crossed my mind during a fit of thinking, Bob Boyd, host of the national radio program, Issues in Education, forwarded the information that such a resume’ might contain. The references given have been checked thoroughly and are valid

                  The Resume of Jesus Christ
                  Address:    Ephesians 1:20
                  Phone:      Romans 10:13
                  Website:    The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
                    My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume
                    because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please
                    consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
                    I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
                    I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
                    I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
                    I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
                    The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me,
                    (See Galatians 3:14)
                    Occupational Background
                    I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).
                    I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
                    My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15 -17)
                    Skills Work Experiences
                    Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be
                    poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the
                    sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See
                    Luke 4:18).
                    I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall
                    dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).
                    Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your
                    sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
                    Educational Background
                    I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
                    understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
                    In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians
                    My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet
                    and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
                    I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
                    Major Accomplishments
                    I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See
                    Genesis 1:26 ).
                    I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15 ).
                    I defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and made a show of them
                    openly, (See Colossians 2:15 ).
                    I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
                    There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You
                    can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You
                    don’t need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
                    Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation
                    deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
                    In Summation
                    Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate
                    uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will
                    properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into
                    everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ). When can I start? Time is of the essence,
                    (See Hebrews 3:15 ).
                    Send this resume to everyone you know,
                    you never know who may have an opening!
                    Thanks for your help.


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