Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa's Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.

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Thursday, February 19, 2015

Society • JOHN LILLPOP On Jihad Vocational Schools

Obama’s recent disclosures of promoting peace by making Social Services available to ISIS is not a Saturday Night Live skit.  But it should be. Indeed, this loony idea was put out in all seriousness by The White House.  PROMINENT COLUMNIST JOHN LILLPOP puts it in a perspective that would make MilesTones proud. His column in its entirety is published here by permission of Capitol Hill Outsider where it was published along with its editor, Chip McClean.  The link to the story, with photos as published, can be seen by clicking on the link at end of the story.

Why Not Transform GITMO into Jihad Vocational School?
By John Lillpop:

As early onset dementia continues to confound Barack Obama’s thinking and perspective, the whole of civilized society grows closer and closer to concluding that all out war is the only alternative to being a victim of burning, decapitation, or shooting at the whim of psychotic Islamic purveyors of peace.

Indeed, even in the face of horrific acts of brutality not seen since Nazi Germany under the reign of Adolph Hitler, Barack Obama continues to insist, as he did at the White House conference on terrorism, that America is not at war with Islam.

In Obama’s Islamic-biased, brain-dead state, Islamic terrorists are not really evil, rather they are victims of brutal unemployment and poverty. They, Obama says, need compassion and understanding, instead of boots on the ground and military might of the type America used to be capable of.

In keeping with this un-American, disjointed, uninspired refusal to accept facts and reality, The One is secretly plotting a scheme that will, in one fell swoop, achieve two of his fondest desires: Which is: Obama is working on an Executive Order that would release all detainees at GITMO to red states in the US South, and simultaneously convert said site to a Career Planning and Job Placement (CPJP) center focusing on the unmet needs of unemployed Jihad warriors.

This ambitious program will cost about US taxpayers, excepting only illegal aliens, $100 billion a year, money that can be easily rounded up by cutting the defense budget, unneeded VA activities, and funds wasted by DHS to protect the US-Mexico border. 

After all, as the president stated recently, nothing can stop illegal immigrants who want to invade America, a fact particularly true when the nation is saddled by a president of questionable legal status himself!

Obama’s CPJP would be designed to help the unemployed Jihad assess his/her work skills, use the latest technology to upgrade those skills, and then market those upgraded skills to an anxious world longing to make peace with Islam.

Workshops would be conducted to address the following job search tools:

Resume Preparation: How to hide those unseemly periods between jobs when one is engaged in mass decapitations or burning rather than gainful employment.

Interview Techniques: Overcoming discriminatory stereotypes that infidels commonly use against Allah’s Best and Brightest.

Negotiating Wages and Benefits: How to secure the best pay and benefits from Jewish employers…familiarity with knives and IED devices essential.

Future Plans and Goals: How to impress prospective employers with one’s ambition and goals. Example: When asked what one plans to be doing five years from now, avoid answers that suggest that one is working toward a comfy spot in Muslim heaven with 72 virgins…instead say you are anxious to improve yourself to the level of minimum wage food service clerk at an eatery that specifically does not serve pork in any form.

Obama’s plans would also transfer Labor Department resources to GITMO to assist newly-minted Jihad warriors transition into the American work force, doing jobs that Americans and illegal aliens refuse to do!

FINAL NOTE: You can see the complete story as published on Capitol Hill Outsider with photos by clicking on:

© Copyright by John T. Lillpop, 2015. All rights reserved.

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John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!
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