Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa's Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

MilesTones • News of The Night—Obama’s Dinner Crashers-Tiger Woods-Whoopie Goldberg—More

C’mon…lay off that couple who crashed Obama’s Dinner Party at The White House. Michaele and Tareq Salahi were hungry…that’s all! They probably missed having Thanksgiving dinner since all of the turkeys departed Washington for the Congressional Recess….

Congressman William Jefferson (D-LA) was sentenced this month to 13 years in jail for bribery. (In OUR Goverment? ) The FBI found $90,000 hidden in his freezer so nobody would know the extent of the bribes he solicited and received…which gives a new meaning to “cold cash.” Don’t be too hasty to judge now…it might all be just a misunderstanding. Perhaps he was just trying to go green.
Tiger Woods is being accused of swinging OFF the golf course. If true, he’d better learn to keep his iron unto himself. Doesn’t he know that you should never putter in dangerous territory?...Especially when you have a wife that can swing her own golf club effectively…enough to give you a handicap. This is as far as MilesTones will go with this.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH DEPT: Senator TIm Johnson (D-SD) jumped into the “birther issue” by saying this: “Barrack Hussein Obama is a natural born citizen of The United States…regardless of the location of his birth!”  How’s that again?
Whoopie Goldberg, in her wisdom, defended a celebrity friend of hers who was accused of rape with this statement on The View TV Exhibition: “He is innocent…this was just rape…not rape-rape!”  No doubt there is a difference. It’s just how it’s all perceived. As former prez, Bill Clinton said, “I never had sex with…that woman!
This past weekend, Gold Creek Community Church in Mill Creek, Washington. had a service where a tattoo artist inked an image on a woman’s arm while the sermon was being preached. We hope the sermon made a good impression…..and a 92 year old man married a 19 year old girl in China. MilesTones has no doubt that on their honeymoon night, the bride felt old age creeping up on her…

With MilesTones to lighten us up, we can face the new day joyfully. Good night.




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